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Origin's foe proves eight nipples are better than one

Posted on Friday October 9th, 2009 at 11:11am by lbabinz


The latest Dragon Age: Origins teaser is a weird one. Opening with a dark poem spoken aloud by a mysterious woman in a monotone voice, a few Grey Wardens are shown finding big and multiple-nippled trouble in a tiny cave. Then, of course, they make a bloody mess out of her. Still -- she looks mean. And tentacled.

The creature is called the Broodmother, a Darkspawn who lives deep in the universe’s abandoned Dwarven tunnels. Brave people have seen the beast before during their journeys, but of course, have never managed to slay her. This probably has something to do with her breath. We imagine her mouth is stank after all of her years living in a cave and eating rats and such.


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